So one time me and my friends were hotboxing a car and i was sooo smacked and we were parked. So i was looking straight at the woods and all of a sudden i see the car running into the trees and i yelled "omg stop the car" and the were like "your trippinnn" lmao

My friends and I spark up the bong. Seconds after, my brother knocks it over. Amazingly it survived w/o a scratch. I ate an apple and tossed it into the garbage disposal. Oblivious to the fact that the down-stem fell into the disposal as well when my bro knocked the bong over, I flipped the switch.

so one night me and friends played a game of who can drink the most. i black out and wake up to people telling me my "friend" pissed on me in my sleep. i was mad. 4 months later i black out again and awake to hear that i had pissed all over the floor, OF THE SAME ROOM. Guess blackout me is still mad

Made out with a mirror for 10 minutes because I thought my mirror was super sexy.

Had a bake-out in my student apartment with 3 mates. 1 of the guys won't smoke pot, but smokes cigarettes. I don't like the smell of tobacco so I made him go outside. After 5 minutes there was a banging on the door. Screams of "Security!" Just about shit my pants. Turns out it was my friend. Wanker!

went to my first ever real party on my birthday.had brownies and birthday shots. had to take a dump so i sat down on toilet and then i had to puke so i tried puking in the toilet but i just puked all over my crotch. hot girl came in and saw me covered in puke and the room smelled like shit

while in London, I was at a pub with my friends which i had 2 Pints and 4 Beers. I then got on a train and headed back to my hotel. on the train their was a group of asians speaking english. after them talking for 15 minutes I realized that during the entire conversation they were speaking japanese.

Me and a few friends were in a car looking for a place to smoke. We decided to park by fence to pack the bowl then just drive around and smoke at the same time. As we were packing the a bowl and off duty cop, still in uniform, walked by with his wife. All he did was look at us and shake his finger

Got incredibly drunk at a bar one night, somehow walked into the women's bathroom, locked the door and passed out on the floor. Bartender unlocked the door and told me I couldn't sleep in there while everyone in the bar was killing over with laughter.

That point when you get stoned, talk about the times you passed police breath tests because you relies that you had just smoked a fatty doobie a couple minutes while driving. Fuck yeah

Being a teenager, i was smoking out of my room window. A few minutes later i opened my closet to a giant spider. It was just a tad smaller than a CD. Unfortunately, i am most terrified of spiders. I was frozen in terror for a while and ended up having to wake my dad up to kill it. Bad night.

Cops busted in my house one day for selling bud. They couldn't fit my 6 ft bong in their car so they just took the slider and left the bong. Win

I was so baked that I was scalding my fingers eating the molten cheese off of my microwaved pizza.

One day last semester I went to my friends house with about an eighth of weed. We smoked bong rip after bong rip until we finished the whole thing off. An hour later I was stuck to his couch and thought a Khoopa Troopa operated my mouth inside a translucent chode that was my tongue.

One night I got plastered at a party and let my friends talk me into taking some chick into the bed room. 10 minutes and 6 inches later I finally take the time to look at her and realize that she weighed a biscuit shy of 250. I stopped immediately, pushed her off, and walked out.